Posted 1 day ago

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

Posted 2 days ago

mapleglowsticks:

thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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this is adorable as fuck and you can’t tell me otherwise

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 2 days ago
themes:

Vesper
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themes:

Vesper

The photography portfolio you didn’t know you were waiting for. Its minimal grid-based design has been thoughtfully stripped down, directing all the attention to your content.

  • Choose between a full bleed layout, or use gutters to introduce more white space.
  • Smart photosets adjust your photos to a uniform width without compromising their resolution.
  • Choose between pagination or infinite scroll.
  • Easily create custom pages, links to other social media, and setup site-tracking and commenting systems.

Check out Vesper and more at tumblr.com/themes

Posted 2 days ago
plutitor:

visually soothing

plutitor:

visually soothing

(Source: addictedtollust)

Posted 2 days ago

maroutian:

All you can control is your own participation. #quote #motivation #spirituality #love #selfhelp #peace #transformation #consciousness #positivity #wisdom #enlightenment #philosophy #spirit

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alcrego:

Thinking of Thinking of Thinking of Thinking….

Posted 3 days ago
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kerberas:

32 Super Cute Animal Smooches That Are As Awkward As They Are Adorable on We Heart It.

kerberas:

32 Super Cute Animal Smooches That Are As Awkward As They Are Adorable on We Heart It.

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badideasbadideas:

I can’t wait for Super Sword Bros.

Posted 4 days ago
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discovergreatbritain:

The Wales Coast Path - named the top region in the world to visit by Lonely Planet (2012)